Candy Luhu was fighting to keep something very special in her divorce, but the judge actually gave custody to her husband, Andrew.
The couple had no children, no pets, no belongings to speak of. The whole case revolved around two prize possessions that had been the glue of the marriage for so long.
Andrew only wanted to keep his wife’s breasts. And he couldn’t be more ecstatic.
“I thought I was going to have to get surgery if I wanted boobs,” Andrew Luhu said. “But I read a news article about that, and knew it was not a good idea.”
He was referring to this recent piece on the Times.
The settlement will allow Candy Luhu visitation of the twins every other weekend. In the meantime, she plans to get implants of her own.